so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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