that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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