Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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