'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
