your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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