sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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