i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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