Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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