erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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