I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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