can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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