she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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