roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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