are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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