Hey man sorry I got all grabby
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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