so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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