and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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