I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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