I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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