He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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