her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I forget how to act sober
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