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(551): View more from New Jersey

do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night

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(443): View more from Maryland

The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.

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(727): View more from Florida

hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.

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(330): View more from Ohio

She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again

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(843): View more from South Carolina

My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

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(312): View more from Illinois

It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it

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