hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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