strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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