I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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