I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
porn star boner night. come get it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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