I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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