I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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