I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I know her cup size but not her name....
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