he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
two words: eviction party
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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