So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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