BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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