everyone is single if you try hard enough
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different