Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous