i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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