Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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