ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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