: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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