11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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