The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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