At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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