Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I puked a lego.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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