I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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