Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
