im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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