Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My dick has a subreddit
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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