She just used a chaser for red wine.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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