Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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