White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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