we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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