just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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