My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..