I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".