i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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