Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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