How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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