butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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